Thursday, May 8, 2008

in Vito, falsitas

(j)Anus
Janus talked out of both sides of his mouth, but it's not like he had much choice. Republicans, on the other hand, hate making choices - probably because they are so bad at it. Republican Congressman Vito Fosselli impeached Willy KKKlinton for getting a blowjob and lying about it. Hey Vito! What did you tell your wife and three kids about all the time you spent away from home with retired Air Force Lieutenant Laura Fay? Were you boning her when you voted for the Federal Marriage Amendment in both 2004 and 2006? Probably, since you and she were in Europe together on July 27, 2003, for a dinner in honor of then-speaker Dennis Hastert.

I hear you voted to use the power of the Federal government to ban gay adoptions in DC. And that makes sense: the damage caused to a child by being adopted by two people of the same gender vastly exceeds the damage caused to a three year old by having a father who can only drop by now and again, when his real family isn't paying attention, or the damage to your three children by your wife growing up in a home where there are secrets no one can talk about.

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