I know all about accountability. It's part of being the Decider Guy. When you are in charge, then you are responsible for the consequences of your actions. Not a difficult concept, really. Some of you may not know that Jesus has been managing the Colorado Rockies. The proof of this is their amazing end of season run and their two first round sweeps in the playoffs. Seeing that the Rockies just suffered the worst loss ever in Game 1 of the World Series, you might be tempted to say that Jesus sucks as a big game manager. You'd be wrong. In keeping with the consistent manner in which I apply my principles of accountability, I blame starting pitcher Jeff Francis, a Canadian.