Meet your New AG

He is a 4 ft 4 in, 140 lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although apparently elderly, he claims to be only 31 years old (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind, which has severely impaired his reading ability; and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which has once been shown to contain a hidden sword. He also teaches an orange-eating class at the Adult Learning Centre in Springfield.