Friday, December 28, 2007

Great Moments in the Bush Administration

Putting the Ass in Compassionate

Notwithstanding the fact that I lie everytime I open my mouth, rolled a doobie with the Bill of Rights, wiped my ass with the Constitution, disregard legislation I don't like, kidnap and torture people, invade, occupy and destroy countries with which the United States has no grievance, I respect the office of the Presidency. I'm proud to say that I also insist that everyone else do so. That's why I had to come down hard on the Sunglasses Guy. Everything I do reflects the great respect I hold for the office.

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