I have proven time and time again that knowledge of other cultures, countries and people is irrelevant in my White House. My lil' spokesgal dumbass Dana Perino has learned that lesson and follows in my footsteps by proudly demonstrating her ignorance of such things. So what if she doesn't know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was? That was like, 30 years ago or something? Who cares. Seriously. All that matters is that we have another lifelong Republican functionary that is helping me to further my own reality. Remember, as Karl so aptly put it: "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality."