Monday, January 28, 2008

Update on the Campaign to be the Next President

Huckabee campaigns on the premise that the Constitution should be amended so it's in (his) God's standards; runs neck and neck with McCain in South Carolina.

McCain wins in SoCar buoyed by not having to deal with smears from the Bush campaign about illegitimate brown babies. Senator Straight Talk says that Sam Brownback would play an advisory role in helping decide who he would nominate for the Supreme Court. As models of who he would select, McCain pointed to Justices Samuel Alito and Antonin Scalia. Yay! More activist statist judicial legislators when it comes to republican interests, but strict constructionists when it comes to individual rights, minorities and women.

Mitt Romney, whose favorite novel is the scientologist screed "Battlefield Earth," and who believes that the angel Moron buried gold plates in a hill outside Palmyra, NY sometime after 421 AD. Nice to have someone who can read in the White House, even if it is science fiction.

Rudy who?

Say "Farewell" to Fred as he rides off into the sunset in his leased little red truck.'Little red truck' is a metaphor for hemorrhoid.

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