pick of destiny

"I tire of the the need for ever increasing levels of lawlessness to cover up my many crimes and those of the Vice President, my cabinet and most of the officials I have appointed over the last seven years. I am surrendering to the inevitable. I resign my position as President of the United States effective immediately, and will travel on Air Force One to an undisclosed location *coughcoughDubaicough* to live out the remainder of my life in luxury and isolation from the petty travails of responsibility and accountability. Thank you and goodbye."