U.S. President George W. Bush on Monday kept up his tradition of informal relations being a complete asshole with fellow world leaders by summoning Prime Minister Stephen Harper with a brusque "Yo Harper!" Television footage of a G8 lunch with African leaders showed Bush talking to Nigerian President Umaru Yar'Adua and then inappropriately bellowing out "Yo Harper! The president of Nigeria." This latest immature and unsophisticated conduct by the Boy King from Connecticut follows up on his asinine conduct at the G8 summit in 2006, where Bush landed ally Tony Blair in some trouble by calling out "Yo Blair!" Critics said the greeting showed what they described as the unequal nature of Bush's relationship with Blair, then the British prime minister that Bush is not afraid of publicly treating his lapdogs badly. At the same summit, Bush shocked German chancellor Angela Merkel by briefly massaging her back as he walked behind her chair. Bush has not groped anyone at the 2008 summit, but plenty of time remains for his juvenile booze-fueled sociopathic antics to emerge.