Bush is in a rush to cram as much of his misguided incompetence down our throats as he can before he goes, but let's think about what will happen for Dear Leader next. What's in store for Duhbew in 2009? Many suggest he will be MLB commish. I don't think so. That still seems a little too far over his head. He might manage not to fuck up Little League, but I doubt it. He is the reverse Midas, after all.