Monday, October 29, 2007

Clean Sweep

Well, contrary to the beliefs held by the entire Colorado Rockies ownership, management and players, God apparently DOES have better things to do than micromanage trivial ball and stick games. The Rockies were swept four to Oh in the 2007 World Series. Nevertheless, the Christian Rockies can take pride in the fact that they went down to defeat in a wholesome, God-fearing manner consistent with the Scriptural dictates regarding professional sports: Players are not allowed pictures of naked women on their lockers. They don't listen to loud, obscenity-laden rap music like other clubs, and players are strongly encouraged to attend chapel every Sunday, and Bible studies on Tuesday nights.

Maybe a little more BP and a little less JC next time.

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