Monday, October 29, 2007

Foolish Consistency

29%. That's the percentage of successful terrorism prosecutions under my "Justice"TM Department. It's also right close to my approval rating - another example of how Fredo got to be the most powerful lawyer in that land. He understood how NOT to show up his boss. If Fredo was getting, say, a 92% conviction rate like the Clinton Justice department did, it would make me look bad. So he wisely scales back the throttle so that his conviction rate matches my approval rate. Now that's good lawyerin. I hope this new guy Mukasey is paying attention

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