Neocon Heroes - Press Division: Jeff James Gannon Guckert

A gay prostitute who had hundreds of unauthorized entries to the White House due to the intercession of an unknown benefactor. Posed as a reporter to feed softball questions to me. Gannon was issued one-day press passes for nearly two years, avoiding the extensive background checks required for permanent passes, and sidestepping his inability to gain the necessary Congressional press pass. Secret Service Records show that Gannon checked in, but never checked out on many occasions, and visited the White House on several days during which no press conference or other press events were held. In other words, he used the Bush White House like a Roach Motel: He checked in but never checked out. Stealthy, dishonest, partisan - a Neocon hero.