Be Kind - Rewind

So a few tapes were erased. What's the big deal? Plenty more where they came from. Oh, wait. Check that. No tapes. Nope. Never were any tapes. Also, the Bush administration doesn't torture, so if there were tapes they didn't show anything. And if they showed something, it was still worth it because it stopped terrorists from doing unspecified bad things. And the fancypants Justice department guy from Connecticut can investigate all he wants, but my man Hans Moleman will make sure that he finds nothing.