Blood Baath

One of the first moves of Bush's brilliant post invasion and occupation plan was to "de-Baathify" the Iraqi government, removing those functionaries who were affiliated with Saddam. 147 of the 275 totally independent and sectarian-free members of the parliament have now voted to allow former Baathists to come in and register with the the Shia Sadrists, their sworn enemies who have a have a special and abiding hatred for them, providing the Sadrists all information neccesary to identify and locate them, their homes, and their families so that they can then be "retired." The Sunni and ex-Baathist members of Parliament could not be found for comment.