McAint Anointed as Least Insane Republican

The Republicans-only side of the Goat Rodeo is over. John McAint (any different from Bush) is the choice of the Party after Jesus's candidate drops out.
So we have a torturelovin warmongerin lobbyfister Maverdick as the face of the Republican party. In the same way that he is a straight talkin party buckin maverdick who actually lies his ass off and kowtows to the Bush party line, he will be an agent of change from the awful taint of the corrupt and incompetent Bush assministration by bringing Karl Rove and Ken Mehlman on board and is actively seeking the endorsement of fundamentalist Xtian whacko John Hagee. Smell the difference?